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Would you be more afraid to meet a bear in the forest late at night, or a woman?

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[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Depends on the bear and the woman. If I'm choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear. If it's a random 20 year old woman vs. a starving, pissed-off grizzly, gimme the coed.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Would you be more afraid to meet a bear in the forest late at night, or a woman?

If I’m choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear.

NGL, it took me a moment to realize you were saying you would rather come across the bear in this situation, not that you would be more afraid of the bear.

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 hours ago

smh this is what i get for posting stoned

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You get no more context. Black ops dudes have snatched you and are going to drop you into a situation; you get only the choice: bear, or woman.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Do we get the context of ursine or big hairy gay guy or are we going in blind with that too?