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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area. (dubvee.org)
submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Ok, so less a shower thought and more a "random observation while standing in line to vote" thought, but my mind is about equally checked out in both scenarios, so I'll count it.

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

Same reason I go to the dentist. Dental hygienists are hot as hell.

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[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's part of it for me. I love listening to idle chatter while my teeth get worked over with implements. And nitrile on gums is better than a deep tissue massage.

Any single dental hygienists near BGKY hmu please

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Just go

"Guh. Uh-huh. Mumblemumblemumble"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I thought the punchline was going to be "to get drilled".

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Punchline requires joke, lol

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Why is that?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 39 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They like oral

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah. But they’re spitters.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Personal preference. I guess I'm just into scrubs and latex in my mouth 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Did you floss for me big daddy?