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Sounds great in theory (programming.dev)

submitted 2 years ago by gogosempai@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] SmoothSurfer@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Years of experience speaking:

Make it work
Make it right
Make it fast

If your end results are following this pattern, no one gives a fuck how you do

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make it maintainable should be up there too.

I’ve worked with projects that does the right thing, but no one can add new features to it because it’s a nightmare to work with. It’s at the level of not being able to move a button on the UI without breaking how the software interacts with the cloud.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Also make it yesterday.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pick two.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago

Nah, do all three. That should have been a numbered list.