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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)
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[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Americans can turn anything into a controversy, well anything except a convicted rapist vocally announcing his plans to start mass killing civilians using the army.

Honestly, I don't care anymore. Next week nobody will remember, and they'll find another random thing to yell about.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really hope that's true. As it stands I may have to flee the country if i don't want to be dragged into the street and executed simply for existing.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Over my dead body friend...you are staying here and we are all fixing this country. No joke, no exaggeration, the union did it once we can do it again.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Family is safely outside, but man you are right about the union fixing this once.

Our fault for not finishing the job.