Summary

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's like being bit by a liberal and getting an overwhelming urge to read Harry Potter.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Oh god I wanna get brunch with bottomless mimosas and then VOETTTTTTTTTTT"

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wanna get brunch with bottomless mimosas and then VOETTTTTTTTTTT"

You're doing your part for Dumbledore's Army! im-doing-my-part

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

kombucha-disgust

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

He's not dead if he lives in our icy little hearts!