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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NGL, I'd be right up there with Joe chomping on those baby hammies. I fucking adore kids and babies.

[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've chomped all my kids. Cuteness aggression is a thing.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The squeals when you give them raspberries are the best.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Even if they're crying, it immediately makes them laugh and disarms their tantrum!

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's a moral imperative! And don't forget blowing "raspberries"