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submitted 5 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I call tomatoes god's perfect food, but they can only be pushed so far until they become an abomination before a loving Jesus.