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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't blame you at all, though there are definitely some tradeoffs

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm ok with needing to keep an 8track collection instead of CDs if it means that my car won't report my every sneeze to Ford or whothefuckever.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Upvote for thinking modern cars have CD players

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

that's as modern as I'm willing to tolerate in a car. If it has a touch screen, then I'm personally offended and whomever designed that vehicle should be flogged.