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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually really sad that Gilgamesh died before podcasting. He would've had the best stories lenin-dont-laugh

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really feel like we missed out on his segment where, once every episode, he and Enkidu riff on a rapid-fire series of Ur-Mama jokes.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ur-Mama so fat that they had to widen the gates of Uruk to let him pass

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.

Or not. Ur-Mama was so incompetent that his rule eventually led to Sargon of Akkad's shitty YouTube channel.

Furthermore, Ur-Mama's public health policies were so lax that a dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one."

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.

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