Man, it’s disappointing to see how uncreative FSB intelligence has become since China made Russia a vassal state. Can’t you guys find something new to blame liberals for? You can have this one for free, “liberals are so dumb that they’re going to elect a black woman as president and save American democracy for four more years!”

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

since China made Russia a vassal state.

jesse-wtf

save American democracy for four more years!”

They can only save it for four years at a time. Then you have to vote no matter who in order to save democracy for four more years. very-intelligent indeed

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

democracy is saved when you have no choice but to vote for the same right-wing candidate in order to keep saving it over and over again

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone actually wrote that? They use the same variation of the Russian bot accusation so often that it makes them look like an AI bot.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Long before the treat printers were in common use, my-hero 's cult used a sort of ad-copy recitation that went something like this:

"Humans must become an interplanetary species. We can't have all our eggs in one basket. E~L~O~N is just a better human that wants all his fellow humans to become better humans!"

They managed to talk like that without LLM assistance. Some people really are that conformist.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A system so fantastic that it is existencially threatened every four years if the only other party (which half the country votes for) manages to get the presidency. No we cannot do anything about it, the president doesn't really have any powers.