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Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by lnxtx@feddit.nl to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.bestiver.se/post/74146

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Curd you not

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They made a quick Gouda way

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta make that cheddar.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Even if it becomes a crime brie.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.