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See, y’all think he committed suicide because that’s what the antisemitic media is telling you, but really tiny little Hamas agents invaded his brain and made him kill himself.
tunneled, if you will
Hamas learned how to do Havana Syndrome from Iran, and then upgraded it.
Havana Syndrome
Hamas Navy Drone
Wormed, perhaps
Osmosis Jones 2: Peace in the Middle Ear
Some tiny Hamas fighters paraglided onto the side of his head and he tried to whack 'em with a fly swatter, but they kept moving and dodging the swatter 'till he bludgeoned himself to death.
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