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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

One of the funniest comments from the last few years

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

looking at the literal ~according~ ~to~ ~a~ ~lot~ ~of~ ~people~ creator of the universe:

"yea, i could take him, im built different."

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