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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 315 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

I can certainly try

[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 52 points 2 months ago
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused "Modest Proposal" suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would've been proud. I've since lost the text, however.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

It's been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn't the highlight of wild shit I did though I'm usually the weirdo wherever I go.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After you put your pants back on.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

maybe next week.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Tried it, didn't like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn't want kids, I'll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eh, that's more akin to hacking God's messy creation that anything else.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What god may call a bug, we call a feature.