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Anon tries to take care of his little bro (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I have a friend who eventually had to go no contact with his parents because of his abusing mom. She then started trying to harass him with what looked like lawsuits to make him pay back all the money they’d spent on him over the years. Still had receipts from the Chick-fil-A they bought him for lunch when they moved him into college a decade earlier, things like that.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is your brain on Chick-Fil-A.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What I never got about that chain is why a Christian fundamentalist fast food chain has a name that is essentially a sexual innuendo.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is it, though?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

........ok, I'm the most giggly at even the most obscure sexual references. You can't even talk about putting things in a box without me mentally giggling.

That being said....what's the innuendo?

Ha ha! In you end-o! It's buttsex!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's mental mental chicken oriental