https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXK_UVX9pN8
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I edited the title. It took me 20 minutes to think up "Our Big Fry Boy". Better late than never I guess.
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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I wish they had made him flip burgers instead, or maybe stand on the assembly station? Fries are so unexciting.
I would have paid money for someone to milkshake bomb him, too. Maybe that's why nobody seemed to be ordering drinks.... Secret service working overtime to protect our big boy from IED's (improvised explosive drinks)
Fries are exciting to me. I think almost everybody's flipped something to get it cooked on both sides, but an actual restaurant-grade fryer could cost me forearm skin if I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't.
The whole thing was so staged, I guess any job would have looked too easy.
Mike Row is a piece of shit, but at least Dirty Jobs made it look like he was suffering just a little bit.
I'm no lawyer so I wonder if a bioweapon attack automatically leads to more jail time.
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Seriously though - if somebody milkshaked Trump - the libs would be up in arms about the "violence". The correct way to deal with fascists is to win arguments against them.