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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That would be their top attraction! I would make a side trip to get roasted by parrots.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It'd be like Triumph the insult dog. They could have segregated the exhibit so that if you're a pearl clutching parent you can avoid it but this could have been a great way to raise money.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 weeks ago

Based on the couple of parrots I've met IRL, the birds would also be having a fantastic time hanging out with four of their buddies and cussing out humans.

Lose/lose all around.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Save the gas! I can do it right here you fucking disheveled fucktart!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It ... isn't the same

Unless you are a bird called Tylor Durdon

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Bwaaaaaawk...I tried

Poly want a cracker?