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Anon goes on a double date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good news, it's probably not true, Ashley probably has two kids, is fit, and has a happy marriage.

[–] GottaKnowYourCHKN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This. And even if she did gain weight it's not a bad thing. For him, gaining 5 pounds on a woman probably equates to 200.