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[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good news, it's probably not true, Ashley probably has two kids, is fit, and has a happy marriage.

This. And even if she did gain weight it's not a bad thing. For him, gaining 5 pounds on a woman probably equates to 200.