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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)
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[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

what's stopping him?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

His physical strength.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!