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submitted 4 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] fizzyvelcro@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Does she know? :o

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 25 points 4 weeks ago

It's an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Shh, don't spoil the surprise!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you think she doesn’t, you haven’t been paying attention.