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Panicked phone call.
"Put Mr. Turkey on the phone."
"'Mr. Turkey' has had no contact with you and doesn't know who you are and therefore will have no contact with you."
"I gotta speak to Mr. Turkey."
"I'm hanging up now."
"At least tell me your name."
She chuckles. "Mrs. Turkey," and she hangs up.
"Fuck!" says the mayor of America's biggest city. Then he barks at his aides "Didja get that name? Mrs. Turkey. Google her. I didn't even know he was married. This could be a break back to the gravy train."