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Image is a frame taken from this video of Iranian missiles raining down on Israel without interception due to a weak and depleted air defense system after a year of war and genocide.


Mao, 1956:

Now U.S. imperialism is quite powerful, but in reality it isn't. It is very weak politically because it is divorced from the masses of the people and is disliked by everybody and by the American people too. In appearance it is very powerful but in reality it is nothing to be afraid of, it is a paper tiger. Outwardly a tiger, it is made of paper, unable to withstand the wind and the rain. I believe the United States is nothing but a paper tiger.

When we say U.S. imperialism is a paper tiger, we are speaking in terms of strategy. Regarding it as a whole, we must despise it. But regarding each part, we must take it seriously. It has claws and fangs. We have to destroy it piecemeal. For instance, if it has ten fangs, knock off one the first time, and there will be nine left, knock off another, and there will be eight left. When all the fangs are gone, it will still have claws. If we deal with it step by step and in earnest, we will certainly succeed in the end.

Strategically, we must utterly despise U.S. imperialism. Tactically, we must take it seriously. In struggling against it, we must take each battle, each encounter, seriously. At present, the United States is powerful, but when looked at in a broader perspective, as a whole and from a long-term viewpoint, it has no popular support, its policies are disliked by the people, because it oppresses and exploits them. For this reason, the tiger is doomed. Therefore, it is nothing to be afraid of and can be despised. But today the United States still has strength, turning out more than 100 million tons of steel a year and hitting out everywhere. That is why we must continue to wage struggles against it, fight it with all our might and wrest one position after another from it. And that takes time.


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[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

cuck n chad ranking: Nasrallah tribute show

Gigachad Chad Neutral Beta (Fe)Male Virgin Cuck
Putin (slow and steady wins the race) Ukrainian guys in Kursk (brave guys tbh, I don't know how they even motivate those guys now that the chance of success is less than 1%) Telegram comments (a strange mix of incredibly based dudes, 1930s antisemites, unemployed turboposters and weirdly a lot of Spanish-speakers) NAFO nerds (either exposed as a pedophile, or coping in the darkest corners of Elon's X) Zelensky (another downgrade, his tour in the US and Europe was horribly unsuccessful and it's seems kinda joever)
Hamas, PIJ, Qassam, PFLP and all the people and resistance groups in Gaza (Allah's bravest soliders) Spain and Ireland (the only non-cucked EU nations) North Korean National Football Team (stole a valuable point from the satanic UAE, not very good though sadly) American pro-Israel "activists" (these people are so pathetic and reek of such loser vibes that they're a laughing stock wherever they go) The entire nation of Saudi Arabia (what a waste that Mecca and Madinah is located in a nation that is so cucked on all levels, Palestine and Lebanon are burning next to them while they only care about football and concerts)
Hezbollah and Iran (owned the Zios hard in every single way in the last few weeks) Ansarallah (still undefeated, although I miss some of their lil mischief with the missiles to Tel Aviv and attacking random ships) Arab Gulf states (very cucked existence actually, but they finally showed some backbone recently in refusing to let Israel use their airspace vs Iran Sunni islamists (except a few prinicipled ones, this whole group have proved to be nothing but ultra cucks for the interests of America who would rather accept Israel than Iran) Lebanese Maronite nationalists (cheering on Israel against fellow Lebanese people because they turbo-cuck so hard for the West)
Hassan Nasrallah (the GOAT of the resistance, the man I indirectly named my son after, even in death he still frightens the Zionists) Ali Khamenei (promised to shake the Zionists, and he did although a bit late, the only Muslim leader that I trust these days) Donald Trump (back into front-runner status by literally doing nothing, all the assassins comically fail, he just keeps doing his WWE promos and it works because Kamala is so flat) Kamala Harris (fumbled the momentum, is now doing weed and crypto programs to attract black men wtf) Olaf Scholz (will go down in history as one of the biggest imperial cucks that the world has seen)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 59 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

apology for bad english

Where were u when chad/cuck ranking removed by mod

i was on bidet hosing butthole when phone ring

"Chad/cuck ranking is kil"

"no"

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

“Do not want!”

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I reported this comment for being bigoted because you're mocking users with bad english

::: spoiler I didn't
it's just a joke

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

English is my first language but I agree with this sentiment.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like we need an honourary gigachad or chad ranking for the Ukrainians going around torching the stupid NAFO press gang vehicles too

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Ukrainian women ganging up and preventing the military recruiters from kidnapping their sons, husbands, brothers and fathers, are heroines.

Here's just one of the many videos of this scenario

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait what? Did those NAFO people (they still exist?) go to Ukraine to harass random Ukrainians?

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nah, I think NAFO donations have just paid for vehicles used by the press gangs so some of them have cringe references on them and stuff

As far as I know most actual NAFO "members" just go to the baltics to front like they're contributing to the war effort and do sex tourism

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Different front in the World War, but do IOF soldiers who cross borders to cum posthumously count as sex tourists?

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think we'll have to wait for the inevitable IDF Cum Extractor Reddit AMA for answers to that one

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[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Some mod must not be in on the extremely long running joke...

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Humour is now illegal joker-troll

The account with the username "LargePenis", who has been doing this bit for years, is definitely 100% serious everyone

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where is LargePenis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

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[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

I thought I could just flip over to the mod log to read this, but the table formatting is gone

all-my-apes-gone

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

who-must-go

assad-must-stay

Comment restored. I'm open to a struggle session over cuck v chad language and alternatives but I'm not ok with just deleting this straight away

Edit: another mod noted to me the use of "beta female" in the header. Yeah fair enough. Fix that or this post is going back to the modlog.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

I was shocked to see it vanish without any discussion. Seemed a bit extreme. doggirl-sweat

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Edit: another mod noted to me the use of "beta female" in the header. Yeah fair enough. Fix that or this post is going back to the modlog.

Ironically given the subject matter, that's from the post trying to be gender inclusive, as it's written "(Fe)Male" with the "Fe" in brackets, so the person being called a "beta" could either be a male or female. I doubt it's being done to be sexist, it's the same as writing "s/he", or "(s)he" to be fomatically consistent, to refer to both genders without having to write it out fully. At least that's how I read it, I could be wrong.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't understand what's so controversial about "beta (fe) male". When I started this dumb thing more than a year ago, it was only dudes on this list and the category was named "Beta Male". Then women started to appear on this so I added the (Fe) thing so that women can also be here without being called men by restrictive categories. Literally no one has ever complained about this ever

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, so that someone like kamala can achieve the rank of beta. I didn't parse the brackets like that but I see what you mean

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah exactly. It was originally just Beta Male, then the (Fe) part was added when AOC appeared in that category

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If cuck isn't part of the slur filter I really don't see an issue with it. The only reason people dislike cuck as a slur instead of just a derogatory is because chuds use it as well, but there's nothing inherently right wing about it. Nor is there anything gendered in this modern day and age. A woman can get cucked just as easily as a man.

I am aware that "cuck" comes from "cuckold" which was specifically about men, but again nowadays anyone can be cucked. Brave new world.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think Slovenia also recently recognized Palestine, which makes them + Spain, Ireland, East Europe and the Nordics (minus Denmark and Finland) as the only Europeans contries to recognize Palestine. And also the Pope/Vatican recgonizes Palestine.

Olaf Scholz (will go down in history as one of the biggest imperial cucks that the world has seen)

This fucking cuck decided to make an indirect arms embargo to Colombia and Brazil, because they dared to not help Ukraine.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

TikTok voice OLAF SCHOLZ

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait was the misogynist language cuck??? Lmaooooooooooooo

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The woke mind virus has taken Hexbear, smh smh...

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

First Jerry Seinfeld, now LargePenis, where does it end!!!?

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time to remove half of the hexbear emotes in that case I guess, we have like 500 chad emotes and like 50 soyjak ones.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look, they’re 4chan memes, hence reactionary and fascist. We gotta purge

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

wojak-nooo

Weren't most of the emotes added to the site by a trans woman anyways? Damn, the reactionary ideology is coming from inside the house! oooaaaaaaauhhh NOOOOOBwaaa frothingfash lenin-rage

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Small domino: Getting rid of poljak(?)

Large domino: Hexbear no longer has emotes

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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Use of the term "cuck" is going to become a struggle session isn't it?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Uncritical support for the LargePenis ratings

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

According to a certain Islamic street debater, Shia Islam is basically a heretical minority while 90% of the world’s Muslim population are Sunni. (General audience question) Are Sunni civilian populations more pro-Palestine than the governments and what’s up with that?

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

According to certain Islamic street debater

this kind of makes me think this is a bit, but any observer should know that sunni/shia--besides being a uselessly reductive way of interpreting the world--has NO bearing on the issue of zionism. the 'sunni' states now defending 'israel' used to be its primary opponents. Iran before the revolution was supportive of israel. Ansarallah in yemen are 'shia' but they do not recognize the same religious authorities or doctrine as twelver Iran.

as it has always been, the composition of resistance and alliance is a material and political phenomenon, not springing from ancient religious rifts and conflicts

[–] jack@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

as it has always been, the composition of resistance and alliance is a material and political phenomenon, not springing from ancient religious rifts and conflicts

contextphobic hegel

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man maybe I should read ole george

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[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Which is why I was surprised to see the category in the cuck chad list and searched for enlightenment

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they were probably mostly talking about ISIS but since there are a thousand lil groups 'sunni' could be a tempting designation (as the broad majority). i'm sure the CIA and Mossad have gotten shia groups to work with them tho

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[–] Al_Sham@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Muslim street debater

You're talking about the Madkhali dawah dudes sponsored by MI5.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Idk what madkhali means, nor why British intelligence would sponsor Muslim YouTubers.

After googling I now know slightly more (how bad do you have to be for Wikipedia to mention how much the Feds love you?). How can one tell if an interlocutor subscribes to sincere or false Islamic belief, how do you check dawah for validity?

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Chad vs beholden to someone not respecting you ranking™️

(Actually we can substitute cuck for olaf or keir, completely devoted to the master)

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love your rankings and I gotta know, what are the rows determined by? Is it regions of conflict or something else?

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First row is Ukraine vs Russia, last row is just people, middle two fully random

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