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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Somebody should write a small book about this. You could put it in the bathroom and read it while taking a shit.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Lather
  2. Rinse
  3. Repeat.
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"The Art of Defecation - How to turn your anatomy into a brown (f)art factory"

It could have an entire chapter just on fiber maxing:

https://i.imgur.com/zmtuVg1.png

Another could be on shit polishing with the mythbusters method.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Would assuredly be a step up in quality

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 2 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck did I just read? Couldn't stop laughing, but still, wtf