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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 153 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah baby!!

Line goes up, grandpa and kiddo can just go to the crappier nursing home and daycare and you can work a little harder can't you!?

Now if you'll excuse me, but I've got some senators dicks to suck

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

Now if you’ll excuse me, but I’ve got some senators dicks to suck

You got it backwards...

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Line must go up.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You have been permanently banned from c/Conservative.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

LOL you totally had me with that message. Thanks for the laugh!

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't ask how I know what that message looks like! 😄

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Username checks out

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago

Can't imagine how. LOL.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The shareholders are the real victims here. Despite being willing to pay their new CEO more than their competitors, the rate at which the company's profits are increasing is 0.8% less than their competitor's! Their stock price just took a massive nose dive of $0.08 overnight! Better give the CEO a better incentive package. I'm sure he can replace our QA team with Elon's new Optimus robots. That might increase our margins and keep us competitive!