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Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't the car really heavy too since it's like bomb proof?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Also I don't know what the top speed of a forklift is but I don't think it's very fast. His plan would only work in The Onion.

Or like an optional GTA mission

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

20,000lbs or so according to news reports.

Average Toyota or Hyster forklift is like 3,000-12,000lbs. It wouldn’t even attempt to lift that limo, most likely.

[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're trying to flip it instead of pick it up, you only have to lift half the weight, so maybe a strong one could, if the forks could handle all the weight being on the end. Sawed off forklift maybe?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sawed off forklift

Not what you were intending but I love the idea of concealed carrying an illegally shortened forklift

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

That too ofc lol