I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

L.P.D
N.L.P.D inside-im-crying response from the atlantic [cw: police violence, bigotry, and promoting isntreal bonds]

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What I love about this is both of them are correct

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

let-them-fight

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

The nlpd isn't funny, just incredibly realistic and depressing kitty-cri-texas

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And another thing, I'm not mad, I'm going to put in the paper myself that I'm not mad