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I'll have you know real Lemmy users don't use any app, we tap HTTPS requests in binary directly onto an Ethernet cable, computing the TLS handshake mentally.
That's so lame. I use morse code over a manual, human-translated, secure wire.
God you guys are such losers. I use semaphore shown to a string of orphans dotted along the hillocks of every country.
Really? That's basic. I go uphill both ways to reach the Lemming that holds all info.
I am visualizing this as a cartoon and laughing my ass off. Thanks.
Based rainman lemming.
BNC not RJ45, obviously. We're not children.