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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 9 hours ago

Next time someone comes up to me and says "Wow! You're tall! How tall are you?" Imma say I'm 5'9'' instead of the actual 6'6'' I am.

[-] saroh@lemmy.world 40 points 7 hours ago

And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

or horse racing

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

Ya I'm only four feet tall and shrinking fast

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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