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[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As Hexbear's resident appointed joyless scold:

this phrasing implies there is only one appointed joyless scold. we have tons

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have many appointed scolds and many joyless scolds. But only UlyssesT embodies both qualities

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I had to go through a vetting process to be appointed officially joyless. It involved someone calling me that when I criticized the Gambo treats.

Like I said, meticulous vetting process.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did any of them show up to this thread and put down a no-fun-allowed sign yet?

I don't think they're as numerous as you're saying.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, now that you're here, fire some shots!

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] someone@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As usual it's a sci-fi movie with no sense of scale. A million soldiers is enough to conquer maybe a small country on Earth. In the Star Wars universe, assuming their galaxy is about the size of the Milky Way and they have the same approximate rate of planet formation, that's enough clones for a single security guard to cover roughly about 100,000 planets.

Update, I made a mistake, I described Star Wars as sci-fi, that was an error. It's just fantasy with space paint slathered over it. I stand by my other points.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So true. But maybe they've got lots of proxies and vassals? Someone's got to be the Israel of Star Wars.

Also I guess the implication is that the supply is near infinite, on a larger timeframe. I don't know, star wars doesn't make any fucking sense.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bunny-cop sigh Open the quart containers.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

volcel-judge whistle that's a sweet toy.

bunny-cop Yes... yes it is. All right, move along. Or roll along.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

volcel police BTFO

I just cranked my hog in front of you and rode away to tell the tale

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Puns aren't a crime. bunny-cop

spoilerYet. bunny-cop

[–] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When puns are outlawed, only outlaws have puns.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tom Myerrrrrrs

a comediiiaaaaaaan

relevant: https://youtu.be/mBpVHdWd8J4