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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Gonial angle is this:

Gonial angle picture

Canthal tilt is that:

Canthal tilt illustration

As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there's no way a common person would apply them the other way.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

As a gigachad I can confirm.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.