One time he gave this "you failed me for the last time" speech to the rank and file at his evil headquarters, and with a suspenseful pause before his decree of his wrath...

spoiler

"NO MORE CABLE TV IN THE BARRACKS!"

loud groaning and wailing

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And don't forget, it was his idea to start up Cold Slither to capture the minds of the youth

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNwxv6TgsuU

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trump is Serpentor +50 years, Musk is Cobra Commander, but somehow needier and more whiny.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

RFK is Golobulus if the worm in his brain dropped the mask.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had this action figure as a little kid, but I never saw the GI Joe movie until I was like 15

Bringing back some memories

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The opening song slaps. It's a guilty pleasure of utterly blatant propaganda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv_daZe1kNI

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

melon-musk I was once... a man!!