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[โ€“] Panda@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Toilet paper ๐Ÿงป Very, very useful.

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See, if you're in the room I think you're in, I think I would vote for the toilet.

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don't think toilet paper functions in that way.

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I'm saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.

[โ€“] GoldenDeLorean@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you're both wrong.

The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edit:stupid carriage return formatting

For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat

(10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)