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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.

I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well don't leave us hanging. Was it?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why next week? We need daily samples.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you, sugar in your ~~tea~~ pee!