Everyone's favorite gay pitbull might be coming home soon! My ex's gf is talking to him about how I would benefit greatly by having 160 pounds of muscle by my side and less lonely. His gf said she'll bring him here even!!! Good things come from checks notes getting fucking stabbed?

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ALERTA! ALERTA! ADORABLE DOG INCOMING!

wait you were stabbed?!? ohnoes oh shit

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My sister stabbed me 20+ times. She's an alcoholic terf. Lol

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit meow-hug I am so sorry

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's okay! I actually turned down opiates while I was in the hospital so I feel like I've passed a noticable point in my drug recovery

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Here's to recovery and Basil!

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry that this happened and I'm glad you can laugh about it