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Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You broke rules 1 & 2

Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

An attractive person would still look dorky as fuck doing the Naruto run