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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 104 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that’s when I told her about the escorts.

Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Unless it was a smoking hot Cosworth RS.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I kinda want one of the Rancheros (or an El Camino, but). They're just slick as fuck lmao.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Business in the front and party in the back. The automotive mullet.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The perfect car and the perfect hair, what else could ya need?! Perfect for any situation!