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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MATLAB: And I took that personally.

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social -4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh it shouldn't, seeing as how it's a scripting language and not actually for programming lol

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't have to be

https://www.mathworks.com/products/compiler.html

MATLAB can ruin all sorts of coding experiences, programming included

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I startled my dogs laughing at that last bit.

Last time I dealt with Matlab much was like fifteen years ago when I was helping some people using it for quick interpretation of data. We just kept finding bugs that caused calculation errors (which they fixed pretty quickly TBF) and it was so much slower than any other general programming language we tried. It could be way better now, I wouldn't know, I haven't had call to use it since... A circuit simulation class?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a very narrow view of programming.

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

In all reality it's fine for what it does, just like every other language. It's another tool in the box that's most useful for a certain set of problems.

Matlab shouldn't, in my opinion, be used to construct a GUI, or generally be used for any sort of production code. Perfectly fine as a research tool though.

But I digress, my overall point is a meaningless semantic joke. The only people who will get bent out of shape about splitting hairs between "scripting" and "programming" are all people who belong in this community.