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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

real people

Ew

I only consciously fantasise about people who don't exist.

Sometimes they aren't even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.

Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Seems like a good way of going about it.

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What exactly are you fantasizing about time formats?

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just thinking about how kinky it is that they're subservient to us. We tell them "no, you slutty little time zone, it's cold now, so we're gonna move the small hand back, and if you're good, we'll let you come an hour earlier in six months"

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I see. Very interesting, very interesting indeed.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or a real pervert who is into that American date format abomination.

I can't help that I'm into that freak shit.