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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays The Sims (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's not realistic about a man breaking down in his own piss in front the espresso machine he somehow wasn't able to leave for the bathroom while his wife drowned in the pool just because it didn't have a ladder?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

A tale as old as time

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, you would have difficulty going to the toilet too if it took 1h each time you did so and 3h to take a shower.