Not The Onion

12577 readers

1021 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

469

Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate (indianexpress.com)

submitted 3 months ago by kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

87 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

oh. this will end well.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually, the motto in russia is "And then it got worse"

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I imagine about a month after productivity drops because they're having rampant sex at work.... we'll be seeing another article "Putin encourages Russians to get back to work and stop having sex."

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

they're already in the midst of a continuing mass labor shortage the likes of which their country has never seen.... productivity is already in the shitter and they want this to happen too?>