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Anon goes to school with a menace (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I've ever been gruntin' and shit while jorkin'

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 34 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

100%, discovering butt stuffing was a life changing moment for me. Though be very aware sex toy materials in the US aren't regulated, it's perfectly legal to sell you a toy that will give you ass cancer. If it says for novelty use only or something similar, listen to it. Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs. Lube wise, get xLube/kLube powder and make it yourself, WAY more cost effective than buying it already in liquid form and it won't have any irritants, like glycol, which many water based lubes include that actually acts as a laxative when in your ass, making for a much less pleasant experience. If you're looking for something longer lasting or for shower use, coconut oil is also good. Still pretty easy to clean up but is a lot more water resistant and doesn't really dry out. It does stain a bit though, so keep that in mind.

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 10 points 2 months ago

Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs.

And shop online. Your local sex store worker likely doesn't know very much about the individual products, and will tell you whatever you want to hear. Any product listing on a website will absolutely divulge every secret there is to know about it, and beg me for the privilege of my purchase. If you absolutely want to buy in person, go after you've looked up the product online.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

doing that does get me suppressing moans

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me that some men haven't shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tried it. Felt like shit.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Anything worth trying is worth trying 47 times

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm on that level and still don't really feel the impulse to make sound.