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He couldn't stop himself even though he knew what was coming (lemmy.ml)
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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

EVERY MONTH

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR MOST FAVORITEST THING

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens?

[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YES, THE KITTENS, THEY'RE EATING THEM

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Brown paper packages tied up in strings?