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[–] Funkwonker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 253 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's hard to decide which line was his biggest flub, but I'd have to give it to "I have concepts of a plan."

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 170 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I got involved with the Taliban" simply isn't a phase I thought I'd hear from a candidate, in any context.

[–] andrew_s@piefed.social 108 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have concepts of a plan
Got involved with the Taliban

I didn't watch the debate, but I would've if I'd known it was a rap battle.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago

Epic Rap Battles of History is having their songs written for them

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 month ago

This. Openly saying he negotiated with a terrorist organization during a US presidential debate.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My favorite was "transgender surgeries on illegal aliens"

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In prison!

Such an incredible line.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I kind of want to thank him for giving me that moment of live television. It was beautiful.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

Area 51 in shambles.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's like someone took a bunch of Republican grievance talking points and tossed it into a big nonsensical word salad of fear mongering.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

SPHERES OF TERROR

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This one is the highlight for me.
Are "they" performing surgeries on prisoners and Trump sees them as aliens?
Or on Illegal immigrants and he sees them as aliens?
Or aliens like 👽🛸 aliens?

Ah, so many possibilities.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My personal favorites were:

  • They’ll execute the baby
  • Leader in fertilization
  • Eating your pets
  • Performing transgender surgeries on illegals
[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We all saw Harris executing this baby in his 78th year, why won't Dems talk about it?

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

She was just proving how pro-abortion she is by doing it to him on national television.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd be inclined to agree. "They're eating the dogs" is also a good contender to anyone not into misinformation and racism

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh so thats why there's an uptick of eating live pet memes today. I was wondering wtf was up with that.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Relax they're all in good taste

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just have to wash them with some lemon juice and maybe rub some garlic and it's all fine. (Source: I was an immigrant for over 20 years)

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

My personal favorite was him responding to a fact check with "I saw it on TV."