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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Might as well bolt the car down. They'll probably get the same enjoyment out of it, just sitting in it in the rain and staring forward.

this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024

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