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‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (www.live5news.com)

submitted 1 month ago by realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I worry about the people who need to be told things like this. How did they survive childhood without signs warning them not to breathe water or drink the contents of thermometers?

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A primary school child took a gun to school, so apparently there needs to be a manual (and, well, training?) as a mandatory thing.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Can't go to school if you ain't got a gun.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMZxx72er2U

[–] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

Being sheltered through life?