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Clueless about Biology
(mander.xyz)
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.
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It's Star Wars. Of course someone took an offhand comment that wasn't meant to be thought of past the scene it's in and wrote a whole story about it.
Well if people like OP are going to hate on it of course someones going to work out an explanation for it.
Even if Luke's right, it's not like being held down by tentacles while stomach acid slowly burns every part of your body until you finally die of dehydration doesn't sound pretty painful.
It's canon
Whose canon?
Mine! Although it doesn't work anymore :(