I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I'm pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I'm an extreme reactionary. I'm sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now 
I'd encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren't a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear's reactionaries once and for all.
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link to the reactionary test
Mobile I got 300+, that made me mad so I went to the PC, where I was getting 250, which still didn't sit right because the time between my brain screaming "GREEN!" and the hand figuring out how to push button felt significant. When I switched to clasping the mouse so that a hand clench/attempting to make a fist pushed the button, I got it down to 198.
Trying to figure out other ways I can trigger it. Now I know my trigger finger is slow.
I saw a 177 in there and I'm trying to reproduce but not having much luck
Ok switched mice to a cheapo vertical mouse that's not trying to run much of its own software AND is intended for that kind of grasp and I got it to 180ms. I am speed