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I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I'm pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I'm an extreme reactionary. I'm sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now kitty-cri

I'd encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren't a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear's reactionaries once and for all.

spoilerlink to the reactionary test

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

the units/magnitude fuck up on my mobile, so my first shot said 0.448 ms instead of the highly likely 448 ms.

I shall interpret the first result at face value and assume that I am the the breath of all creation because I can mash my thumb 10 times in the span of time it takes for a single flap of a honey bee's wing.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are the Original Reactionary

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

we were going to call ourselves
💀First Reaction
but decided instead on
Fast Action Response Team💨