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It's the dunk tank.

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does this dork know how funny he is? ๐Ÿคฃ

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[โ€“] roux@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.

[โ€“] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn't want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny

the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour

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[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Me, in internet court, hearing my crimes getting read out loud:

troll phoenix-sweat edgeworth-smug morshupls speech-side-l-1 rebus-1rebus-2

[โ€“] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I really hope I get done for defamation one day ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[โ€“] roux@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

"Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?"

"Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also pigpoop"