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does this dork know how funny he is? ๐Ÿคฃ

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[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All that bootlicking and the bootlicker is calling it tweeting instead of "le epic X" i-cant

[โ€“] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I noticed today shortlinks from x.com still redirect to t.co.etcera teehee, what fun

elon of youre reading this, I hope youre enjoying this jaunt, such a shame if it didnt work out! Let that sink in!

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

When the most divorced dad in the world's extended midlife crisis tries, in vain, to make everyone agree with how epic Xtreme Everything was in the 90s.

[โ€“] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hello, it's not Le epic x. It's call xhitting ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did my-hero ever specify what tweeting was supposed to be called after Le Epic X rebranding? Serious question.

[โ€“] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

according to google they're just called posts now

WAoW

Many innovation sir

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

"Tweeting" was like saying "xerox" for an action being associated with a brand. Attempting to unravel that is incredible self-sabotage for a company.

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

"I am posting on Le Epic X, the Everything App and Bastion of Radical Free Speech (don't say 'cis!')" berdly-smug

[โ€“] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought he was the one calling them xhits?

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Xitter Xhitter. kelly

[โ€“] DanComrd@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I xhat myself from laughing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ